سجل المواليد والوفيات

 

 

 

 

As we all know, we all are going to die. [whether you like it or not] .. da7eeNa, having this in mind, how do you imagine your death? and who do you wish didn’t die?

 

 

 

 

Where were you yesterday?

 

Lucky me, I’ve witnessed everything infront of my own eyes, “min 6a’ 6a’ li-salamu 3aleeeeko”

 

ya3ni, il-sara7a? kan wanasa lol 7addi shoja3a kint broo7ee =~]

awalan kan il-jaw 3ajeeeb! chan asikka ebwa7da =’] o chan yaglib faj’a sar TRAAAB ma3a hawa.. mo ghbaar, la’ .. traab =F fi3lan ilro’ya kanat ma3dooma =| ana faQast il-break, i couldnt see anything for 5secs.. ba3dain, faj’a saar mo6ar, 3ogob faj’a kifakh 3alaina ebreddi =] “ya bakhat illi yayba bnaya”

 

[see pic] yaaa whoever you are, remove street trees, it’s dangerous! law 6ay7a 3ala rasi il-7een? =F nasee7a 7e6aw green-gound-cover instead, tara etwafron may =/ 

Things I don’t understand?

1. Staring?! elli 3al yemeen ye6ali3 elli 3al yesaar, willi waraa y6ali3 elli jeddaamhum, welli bil-ba7ar ye6ali3 elli bil-seemaa? welli bil beit y6eloon min il-deresha? sh7aga? burj moraqaba 7a6eenik wana madri?

2. za3a6eee6, esbayaan chasing girls? my dear, It’s 2008! get a job or edris 7ag imte7aan il-emlaa’

 

3. OLD-men (OOOOOOOLD) 50’s o eshla3 foug, SABIGH SHUWARBA loun fa7mey, ya3ni mathalan hatha elli kaan nagsik? laa, o not only this, o ham, chasing young girls? shtabi bil thab6? huh

 

4. Girls who dress up to go to work, o ehya ma3a rayelha dara3a? inzen mino aham min il-thaney?

 

5. Leaving your baby all day with the khadama? jad, sh7aga mitzawja? laa oo tabeen osra sa3eedaa? ed3eeli 3al osra =] (note: gilt all day, mo bas 7azat dawam, fe farg =p)

 

6. Colored-contacts? 7adkom matshofoon shar

 

7. two lines? jad, what for?  

 

8. Theif allah bu-ramya? min sijik?

 

9. ana bnaya wallah, bas I don’t understand “na7asat ba3ath il-banat” ib kul ma ta7melhu il-na7asa min ma3aaneeey! 

 

10. et7esh eb-flan, o etha yaa etsoleef ma3ah? shfek shfek? mareeth?

 

 

 

o bas yi3t, baroo7 akil fa6eerty =`]

Again, Tekraar

 

laQad fa6esto the7kan

mino slaiman?

o shqissat il7amdellah?

o mino difa3 floos?

o shsalfat il goal?

o il motarjem chena gal teben?

MacaholiQ8, This is for you

MacaholiQ8, Ehdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’ LOOOL

 

so’al, lesh il-zhaiweya lamma etmout, tensede7 3ala thaharha? =/

Why is he mad?

I didn’t stuck a shoe in his mouth! 

The case is :

Flan Bin 3ellaan, is 35 years old

Kuwaiti

Has the most annoying voice

Always complaining about everything and anything

The silliest guy I have ever met

The most unrespectable person (am not gonna mention what he did to us, as an examples to make you believe me)

 bas?

 

All of us knew that the time had come for a change    ya3ni, the day has come to make some changes here 7ag sa7ebna =]

“Mr. I don’t think you realize how loudly you speak?” .. @@ .. “Don’t look at me like that, as if you don’t know” .. @@ .. “Flana, Flana, o Flana, we all share the same opinion here” .. @@ .. “BTW. do you know Flan, in CCC_Dept?” .. @@ .. “Well, he thinks that your voice is annoying” .. @@ .. “I can scream at you, but I wouldn’t do that” .. @@ .. “I wasn’t raised that way” .. @@ ..  “We all work in the same company” .. @@ .. “It’s not that you own the company” .. @@ .. “not even the company’s stock” .. @@ .. “Kindly behave” .. @@ .. “Ok?”

o chan yathlef  

k h a Y w a l l l l i