Why is he mad?

3 04 2008

I didn’t stuck a shoe in his mouth! 

The case is :

Flan Bin 3ellaan, is 35 years old

Kuwaiti

Has the most annoying voice

Always complaining about everything and anything

The silliest guy I have ever met

The most unrespectable person (am not gonna mention what he did to us, as an examples to make you believe me)

 bas?

 

All of us knew that the time had come for a change  😉  ya3ni, the day has come to make some changes here 7ag sa7ebna =]

“Mr. I don’t think you realize how loudly you speak?” .. @@ .. “Don’t look at me like that, as if you don’t know” .. @@ .. “Flana, Flana, o Flana, we all share the same opinion here” .. @@ .. “BTW. do you know Flan, in CCC_Dept?” .. @@ .. “Well, he thinks that your voice is annoying” .. @@ .. “I can scream at you, but I wouldn’t do that” .. @@ .. “I wasn’t raised that way” .. @@ ..  “We all work in the same company” .. @@ .. “It’s not that you own the company” .. @@ .. “not even the company’s stock” .. @@ .. “Kindly behave” .. @@ .. “Ok?”

o chan yathlef  

k h a Y w a l l l l i

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HeshiKkk BishiKkk

18 03 2008

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Om-Kisha”  is a word that CAN hurt any girl min il-generation il-3ateej. Its a word that is more like a “masaba

lil-asaf, na3am ya jema3at il-kheir, “masaba” .. kanaw ib-thaak il-zeman il-7elow .. ye7awloon eb shatta il-6uroQ inhom ekheshon il-kesha .. lakin? doona jadwaaa .. fa telga il-om itha e7malat, t7atey sha3ar il-bent gabil la tenweled .. o itha ektashfat inha 7aamel ib-bent …

fa eb-nafs il-youm ya ekhwan, trooo7 il-om o ehya kilha khouf 3ala mostaQbal bint’ha il-muthlim, fa tro7 il-um oo tad3ey rab’ha …. tad3ey rab’ha min kil-galb’ha enna mostaQbal sha3ar bint’ha yekoon musharrif …

o lamma towlaad il-om, o ehya ta7at ta’atheer il-baNj, ts’al elli 7awaleeha, sha3arha? sha3arha? .. o elli 7awaleeha yasketon o yeredoon ib “il-shakwa la’Allah” … ehneeey tefham il-om ena .. khalaaaaaaaaas .. sar illi-saar .. mafi kha6 raJ3a khalaaaass ..

ekbarat il-bent, sarat fey sin kha6er, il-kisha gamat etbayen akthaaar .. o ertheKhat il-om lil-amr il-waaaaQi3 ..

etdish beit il-om … telga bet’ha 3ebara 3an ma7al shabasat, o min jamee3 il-anwaa3 wil-asnaaf, khaloni athkir ba3ath’ha …. Band (wa man minna ya ekhwaaan ma 3inda band abyath) .. Taaj (wa man minna ma 3inda taaj bo-3echfa) … Shabasaaat (wa man minnaa ma 3inda shabasat om-sair illi tga6e3 il-sha3ar) 

o kil-hathaa fey sabeel ekhfa’ il-kesha, ya3ni il-daad lihom 3ala hal-mesareef, khal-yasrefon kadar 7ag kil-raas kisha bleaz ..

hatha kaan ziman awal, tegderon tgolon ina il-kisha ib-thaak il-wagt kanat 3aaar 3ala il-mujtama3 3omoman, wa 3ala il-3a’ela 3ala wajh il-ta7deeed

bas?

What is happening now? Now il-generation il-yedeeed “om-Kisha” equals “À la-mode” .. ya3ni KasKa 3ala golat khadamatna, ehya aQrab ila il-mad7 7aleyyan, enQalbat il-mewazeen ya jema3a .. sar il-7elow kiKHa, wil kiKHa 7elow

o fil-khetaam, mabrok 7al il-majlis, o ana o6aalib inna mayseer feey majlis o nowab o araf





sEmcha (<<<<-

14 03 2008

I ..

I was ..

I was standing ..

I was standing in line like the rest!

WHEN SUDDENLY SOMEONE APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND SAID WITH HIS (KUWAITI) TONE :

6awfoohaaaYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

chan il-kel yeltefet 3aleih, o awalhum ana =]

o yekkamil il-7abib, hatheeeyyyy ma333aanaaaaaYYY bil-shareekaaaaYY, 6awfoohaa 6awfoohaaa khaloooohaaaaa awal wa7daaaYY!!!

o 6ab3an qasda mino? 

 qasdaah, aanaaYYYYYYYYYY =~~~]  .. e ya jema3at il-kheir, qasdah 3anni lol

the man continued screaming at the security guy,  AGOOLEEEK MA3ANAAYYY BIL KPC!!

o 3ala fekra, I do not work in a petroleum company! =] il-rayyal besaweeli was6a, tekfa was6etek fashalatni =/

everyone was staring at me, and for the first time agool, ye7eglehom ekhezoni il-sara7a, lol ya3ni 3ala israakh el-rayyal? begolooon hathey il-7een iskit, bint saa7ib il-shareka =|

3aaaaaaaaaaad ana shsawait? tesa7abt tesa7aaaaaaaaabt,  *chaan agub* =]

Have you ever been to a similar situation?!

What would you do? lol

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lenzen, lesh fey naas yegolon “sEmcha”?! 3asa mashar? lol





One missed call = The ringtone

2 03 2008

They should consider of renaming it, to be ”The ringtone” =/

*the poster doesn’t really have anything to do with the movie*

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I’m just glad I didn’t waste my money on this and I was invited to watch this ke7em. but I wish I could request a refund for the 00:hrs of my time it wasted.

il-zebda? tewaqa3 7etta il-yananwa 3indehom mobiles =/





بشرى ساره

25 02 2008

أبشركم اخواني و أخواتي, لقد تم اليوم الأثنين الخامس و العشرين (أو ,العشرون.. كيفكم) من فبراير لسنة ألفين وثمانيه, ارسال مندوب من الديوان الأميري (أو, مجلس الوزراء..هم كيفكم) وذلك عشان نزيل الزرع اللي على رصيف بيتنا واللي أساسا يعتبر منظرحضاري و تجميلي لفريجنا. بل ولم يتوقف الموضوع عند هذا الحد يا اخواني و اخواتي, بل لمندوب لم يعجبه ان أنا اللي استقبلته .. وقال : مافي حد يستلم الورقه؟ .. لقد صفعني يا اخوان (كنايه عن عظمة الموقف) صفعه لا تنسى.. يااال سخريت القدر, الحين أنا صرت مافي أحد؟

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بس في سؤال يطرح نفسه, شلون انذار نهائي وهذا أول انذار يوصلنا ؟

 





El-Mar7ooom Adolf Al-Hitler =P

11 02 2008

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Which one do you most agree with?

1. Does history repeat itself? (“mention your own reason/conclusion”)

2. People repeat history? (“mention your own reason/conclusion”)

Now, Could someone explain to me THIS !!?? If you were too lazy to notice, 3ayal shofaw, egoolikom :

*Yasser 3arafat* 

Occupation: Politician, Terrorist

Nobel Peace Prize 10-Dec-1994 (with Shimon Peres and Yitzhak Rabin)

SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON???!! =/ 
   





Inzain o Ba3dain?

5 02 2008

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    Freedom is Freedom as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone. If you want to do something and it doesn’t hurt anyone then you are free to do it. A lot of people would rather live in an limited-freedom society than a society with a total freedom and hurting people at the same time.

      I had dinner with my family today at a nice lebanese restaurant. We saw a bunch of creatures who were supposed to be “men?”, but sadly they were acting like “girls”. They were disgusting. I wonder if its possible for anyone to say that its an acceptable fact that ‘a guy acting like a girl’ and ‘a girl acting like a man’. Well, It’s indefinable and unacceptable, because It’s against human nature which means It is completely wrong. And It’s forbidden. Which I remember a 7adieeth of our Prophet Mohammed (PBUH).

       قال رسول الله صلى الله عليه وعلى آله وسلم
      لَعْن الله المتشبهين من الرجال بالنساء والمتشبهات من النساء بالرجال

        Allah created MAN and WOMAN, Male and Female, Adam and Hawa. And we people don’t create we only invent, So I think that this “bad/sick attitude?” If I may call it, was invented by a sick person who badly needed an attention, and that person found a bunch of sick people and they were taught the simple rules of being an un-definable, sick person living on earth.

          They strongly need help.